Soccer Mom In The Sheets

Hi! I am Veronica, and the fandom life has destroyed my life :)

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Parents:Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:Don't forget to look good
Society:Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr:Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr:But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

blackfashion:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

Turn the fuck up MTV

(Source: lookdifferentmtv, via nightwings-partner-in-crime)

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

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nightwings-partner-in-crime:

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

Okay, thank you

curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

(via obsessivereaderandwriter)

Myers Briggs by Fashion Statements →

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Flower crown- “Let’s make one together!”
ESTP: Arm candy- “Jealous?”
INTJ: Burgundy lipstick- “I was going to wear red lipstick, but it didn’t say ‘I could kill a man’ loud enough”
ESFP: Prom dress, if they could- “Why not look your best, all the time?”
INFP:…

wrapyourselfaroundmyfinger:

jonny-poopoo-pants:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

Reblog the fuck out of this

BOOST^^^^^^^

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